Doggie Quotes For You

Looking for some doggie quotes? Here are many great quotes about canines, puppies and pooches that you'll love. Enjoy these outrageous dog quotations.

"If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer."
~Alfred North Whitehead

"Old dogs, like old shoes, are comfortable. They might be a bit out of shape and a little worn around the edges, but they fit well."
~Bonnie Wilcox 'Old Dogs, Old Friends'

"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face."
~Ben Williams

"Bark: This is a sound made by dogs when excited. Dogs bark at milkmen, postmen, yourself, visitors to the house and other dogs; some of them bark at nothing. For some reason dogs tend not to bark at burglars, bailiffs and income tax collectors, at whom they way their tails in the most friendly manner."
~Geoffrey Williams

"If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience."
~Woodrow Wilson

"What dogs? These are my children, little people with fur who make my heart open a little wider."
~Oprah Winfrey

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"Both humans and dogs love to play well into adulthood, and individuals from both species occasionally display evidence of having a conscience."
~Jon Winokur

"I can train any dog in five minutes. It's training the owner that takes longer."
~Barbara Woodhouse

"I have caught more ills from people sneezing over me and giving me virus infections than from kissing dogs."
~Barbara Woodhouse

"I spilled spot remover on my dog. He's gone now."
~Steven Wright

"I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles."
~Steven Wright

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"I named my dog Stay so I can say, "Come here, Stay. Come here, Stay."
~Steven Wright

"I took my dog for a walk... all the way from New York to Florida... I said to him "There now you're done." ~Steven Wright

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