Got Time for Some Funny Dog Quotes?

Looking for some funny dog quotes? Here are several very humorous quotes about dogs and puppies that you'll smile about. Enjoy these heart-warming quotations.

"You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, 'My God, you're RIGHT! I NEVER would've thought of that!'" ~Dave Barry

"Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear." ~Dave Barry

"Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep abreast of current events. The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing all kinds of late-breaking dog news items, which, if they are especially urgent, are often continued in the next yard." ~Dave Barry

"The dog was created especially for children. He is the god of frolic."~Henry Ward Beecher "Proverbs from Plymouth Pulpit"

"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down."~Robert Benchley

"I always like a dog so long as he isn't spelled backward." ~G.K. Chesterton

"The nose of the bulldog has been slanted backwards so that he can breathe without letting go."~Winston Churchill

"Dogs wait for us faithfully." ~Marcus Tullius Cicero

"Only mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the midday sun."~Noel Coward

I hope you enjoyed these funny dog quotes. Are you looking for more sweet dog quotations?

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