Here Are Some Funny Quotes About Dogs

Looking for some quotes about dogs? Here are four funny quotes about canines that you'll love. Enjoy these silly quotations.

"What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight; it's the size of the fight in the dog." ~Dwight D. Eisenhower

"We long for an affection altogether ignorant of our faults. Heaven has accorded this to us in the uncritical canine attachment."~George Eliot

"A few weeks after my surgery, I went out to play catch with my golden retriever. When I bent over to pick up the ball, my prosthesis fell out. The dog snatched it, and I found myself chasing him down the road yelling "Hey, come back here with my breast!" ~Linda Ellerbee

"I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't certain we knew better. They fight for honor at the first challenge, make love with no moral restraint, and they do not for all their marvelous instincts appear to know about death. Being such wonderfully uncomplicated beings, they need us to do their worrying."~George Bird Evans, Troubles with Bird Dogs

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