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Trying to Find a Funny Dog Quote? Start Right Here!
Looking for a funny dog quote? Here are five really great quotes about canines that you'll love. Enjoy these quotations. "I used to look at [my dog] Smokey and think, 'If you were a little smarter you could tell me what you were thinking,' and he'd look at me like he was saying, 'If you were a little smarter, I wouldn't have to.'" "I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog." "Speak softly and own a big, mean Doberman." "A pekingeese is not a pet dog; he is an undersized lion." "Anyone who ever said a dog was man's best friend never had a pet chimpanzee." "Artists like cats, soldiers like dogs." "I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his water bowl." "From the dog's point of view, his master is an elongated and abnormally cunning dog." I hope you enjoyed these humorous dog quotes. Are you looking for more great dog quotations? DOG QUOTES [cont'd.]
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