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Looking for a funny dog quote? Here are five really great quotes about canines that you'll love. Enjoy these quotations.

"I used to look at [my dog] Smokey and think, 'If you were a little smarter you could tell me what you were thinking,' and he'd look at me like he was saying, 'If you were a little smarter, I wouldn't have to.'"
~Fred Jungclaus

"I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog."
~Wendy Liebman

"Speak softly and own a big, mean Doberman."
~Dave Miliman

"A pekingeese is not a pet dog; he is an undersized lion."
~A.A. Milne

"Anyone who ever said a dog was man's best friend never had a pet chimpanzee."
~Dennis Miller

"Artists like cats, soldiers like dogs."
~Desmond Morris

"I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his water bowl."
~Penny Ward Moser

"From the dog's point of view, his master is an elongated and abnormally cunning dog."
~Mabel Louise Robinson

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