Funny Quotes About Dogs

Looking for some funny quotes about dogs? Here are nine wonderful quotations about dogs and puppies that you'll really like reading now. You'll love these quotes for sure.

"Man is a dog's idea of what God should be."
~Holbrook Jackson

"They [dogs] never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself, and keep up an appearance of being interested in the conversation."
~Jerome K. Jerome

"Fox-terriers are born with about four times as much original sin in them as other dogs."
~Jerome K. Jerome

"With the exception of women, there is nothing on earth so agreeable or necessary to the comfort of man as the dog."
~Edward Jesse, Anecdote of Dogs

"I would rather see the portrait of a dog that I know, than all the allegorical paintings they can show me in the world."
~Samuel Johnson

"We named the DOG Indiana!"
~Henry Jones, Sr. (Sean Connery) Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

"Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job."
~Franklin P. Jones

"Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog."
~Franklin P. Jones

"When a dog barks at the moon, then it is religion; but when he barks at strangers, it is patriotism!"
~David Starr Jordan

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