Looking for Some of the Greatest Dog Quotes of All Time?

Looking for some of the greatest dog quotes? Here are 15 quotes about dogs and why they are great. These are so much fun! Enjoy these wonderful pooch, puppy and canine quotations.

"Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp-post how it feels about dogs." ~Christopher Hampton

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." ~Robert A. Heinlein

"A dog is not "almost human" and I know of no greater insult to the canine race than to describe it as such." ~John Holmes

"To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs." ~Aldous Leonard Huxley

"My dog is usually pleased with what I do, because she is not infected with the concept of what I "should" be doing." ~Lonzo Idolswine

"All knowledge, the totality of all questions and all answers, is contained in the dog." ~Franz Kafka

"A barking dog is often more useful than a sleeping lion." ~Washington Irving, (1783 - 1859) US short-story writer, essayist

"A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of." ~Ogden Nash

"The biggest dog has been a pup." ~Joaquin Miller, US poet

"The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor." ~Margo Kaufman

"Politics are not my concern... they impressed me as a dog's life without a dog's decencies." ~Rudyard Kipling

"If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around."~Will Rogers

"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went." ~Will Rogers

"The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs."~Jeanne-Marie Roland

"Even the tiniest poodle is lionhearted, ready to do anything to defend home, master, and mistress." ~Louis Sabin

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