Humorous Dog Quotes Ha Ha Ha!

Looking for some humorous dog quotes? Here are some really great quotes about canines and little puppies that you'll love. Enjoy these extra special, funny dog quotations.

"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person..."
~Andy Rooney

"If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one."
~Andy Rooney

"Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer."
~Leo Rosten

"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult."
~Rita Rudner

"My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpets or ruin our lives."
~Rita Rudner

"Do not make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans or they will treat you like dogs."
~Martha Scott

"I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves."
~August Strindberg

"Labradors are lousy watchdogs. They usually bark when there is a stranger about, but it is an expression of unmitigated joy at the chance to meet somebody new, not a warning."
~Norman Strung

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