Humorous Dog Quotes Ha Ha Ha!
Looking for some humorous dog quotes? Here are some really great quotes about canines and little puppies that you'll love. Enjoy these extra special, funny dog quotations.
"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person..."
"If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one."
"Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer."
"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult."
"My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpets or ruin our lives."
"Do not make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans or they will treat you like dogs."
"I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves."
"Labradors are lousy watchdogs. They usually bark when there is a stranger about, but it is an expression of unmitigated joy at the chance to meet somebody new, not a warning."
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