Read These Quotations About Dogs



Looking for funny and smart quotations about dogs? Here are ten really great quotes about canines that you'll love. Enjoy these quotations.

"The gift which I am sending you is called a dog, and is in fact the most precious and valuable possession of mankind" ~Theodorus Gaza

"It freshens your breath and helps prevent tartar." ~Mel Gibson, while eating a dog biscuit at Harvard, 1996

"When most of us talk to our dogs, we tend to forget they're not people." ~Julia Glass

"The one absolutely unselfish friend that man can have in this selfish world, the one that never deserts him, the one that never proves ungrateful or treacherous, is his dog." ~George Graham

"Jesse has a new dog. You may have noticed that his former pets have been peculiarly unfortunate. When this dog dies every employee in the White House will be at once discharged." ~Ulysses Grant to White house staff when his son got a Newfoundland pup, and after others of his dogs had died mysteriously

"Prose books are the show dogs I breed and sell to support my cat. ~Robert Graves

"A dog desires affection more than its dinner. Well - almost." ~Charlotte Gray

"My goal in life is to become as wonderful as my dog thinks I am." ~Toby & Eileen Green

"You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, "What's in it for me?"~Lewis Grizzard

"Life is like a dog sled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes." ~Lewis Grizzard

"You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, "What's in it for me?"~Lewis Grizzard

I hope you enjoyed these quotations about dogs. Are you looking for more great dog quotes?

QUOTATIONS ABOUT DOGS [cont'd.]